—Erada (via slydig)
- horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
- girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
*smashes fist through your door* do you wanna talk about the legend of zelda
—Yohji Yamamoto (via wordsthat-speak)
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
xerneas yveltal and zygarde are blue red and green because those are 3d colors
Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!
My mom: Shut the fuck up
My dad: Fucking weeaboo